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Deep in the forests of South Asia, a mongoose hides in the bushes. The mongoose is young, this is his first cobra hunt. After much training, he is confident that he is ready to pounce on an unsuspecting cobra. The mongoose was told by his elders that they had no doubt that the mongoose would catch enough cobras to be part of the Council of Elders. The mongoose has no worries, no doubts. He sees a cobra, slithering slowly on the grass. The cobra, unlike the mongoose, is old in age and at the end of its days. The mongoose pounces on the cobra. The cobra didn’t die, but just slowly slithered out of the mongoose’s grasp.

            Instead of leaving, the cobra spoke to the mongoose. The cobra said, “A young mongoose I guess, I have seen many young ones like you. Why do you do it? For a fine meal, or something else. Because around here, unlike the others places I’ve been, I have seen cobras pleading for help, because the mongoose had left them to die.” The mongoose said, “I know.” The cobra said, “But why then?” The mongoose said, “Don’t ask me questions. The Elders won’t like me if I talk to you.” The cobra said, “Who are the Elders?” The mongoose said, “You don’t know, silly cobra, the Elders have the highest prestige in the whole forest." The cobra said, “Why haven’t I heard of them? If they are so great, why do we cobras not know about them? What do you and the Elders talk about?” The mongoose said, “The Elders tell me that if I catch enough cobras, I’ll be able to be part of the Council of Elders. They tell all of we (NOTE: The bad grammar was deliberate) mongooses that. They tell us that the cobras want to kill us.” The cobra said, “I have never heard of a cobra attacking a mongoose before, dum-dum.” The mongoose said in a confused manner, “Dum-Dum?” The cobra said, “Who told you this?” The mongoose said, “The Elders did, sir.” The cobra said, “May I visit the Elders?” The mongoose said, “I can’t come with you, it’ll destroy my chance of becoming an Elder.” The cobra said, “I’m a brave soul. I can go in myself. Direct me to where the Elders are.” The mongoose showed the cobra where the Elders were and went there. The mongoose instead of wanting the cobra to die was now worried that the cobra wouldn’t make it back alive.

            The cobra came back, laughing. The mongoose said, “Feels good to be alive, huh?” The cobra said, “Yes it does, but I saw something even funnier. Have you ever seen the Elders?” The mongoose went deep into his thoughts and then realized, he had not seen the Elders. The cobra said, “Now I know why I see all the old mongooses pounce on cobras one by one without showing any remorse, unlike you, who showed some uncertainty and sympathy towards me. Those old mongooses are still being told day by day that they will be part of the Council. But they can’t.” The mongoose said, “Why?? Those old mongooses, you are talking about, didn’t work hard enough to make it to the Council.” The cobra said, “The Council of Elders is not run by mongooses, but by a mongoose farmer.” The mongoose said confused, “What is a mongoose farmer?” The cobra said, “Have you ever heard of a creature called, man? The two-legged mammal, we call them. You must have heard him on a megaphone.” The mongoose said, “I believe I had.” The cobra said, ”Your leader is an old, reclusive man who saw when I slithered through his house screamed, “DARN MONGOOSES, THEY CAN’T STOP A STUPID SNAKE FROM ENTERING MY HOUSE!!” I don’t even think your leader likes his own kind and most certainly doesn’t like the mongooses.” The mongoose said, “I can’t live like that anymore,  I want to travel the world like you do, sir.” The cobra said, “All you need to do is leave this atrocious farm and leave.” The mongoose said, “I have a better idea, I shall tell the other mongooses what you had told me and will go into the Forbidden House myself.” The cobra said, “Good luck. Thanks for sparing my life.” The cobra went away. The mongoose was still unsure if he was tricked by the cobra or had been tricked by the Elders. He knew the only way to know for sure was to sneak into the Forbidden House.

            So, whaddya think!